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whitegirlsaintshit:

please leave Shia alone, unless you’re telling him I want to stick a quarter in his ear and ride his face like a little kiddie horse outside of the grocery store. do not bother him unless you’re passing on the message that I would let him drain my bodily fluids into a tub and bathe in them. if you even think about fucking talking to him, the only thing you better tell him is that I am down for him to literally consume me and all he needs to do is hit me the fuck up and I will be wet and ready and well seasoned within a moment’s notice.

(Source: hoodbypussy, via charnessa)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via charnessa)